The above is an obviously Photoshopped poster from the movie Cocktail starring everyone’s favorite crazy, cradle-robbing, Brooke Shields bashing, couch jumping, Scientoloy loving, actor Tom Cruise. Except for the head. That’s Paul Marcheschi, a soon to be former co-worker of mine. In December he’s moving to the Virgin Islands to be a bartender. I made a bunch of copies of this and posted them in various places around the office yesterday when he went home early. Sometimes I do think I work at Dunder-Mifflin.