Circa 1998 or ’99. A posse of us went to the San Francisco airport to pick up our buddy Jon the Green Beret (in the pre-Green Beret days) who was returning home from college at Penn State. We got to the airport early, and his flight was an hour late. We had an hour and a half to kill in the terminal. I brought my video camera. Hijinx ensued. Actually, a few people might find this amusing, about five will find it hilariously awesome, and the rest will say, “There goes two minutes and seven seconds of my life I’ll never get back.” To the Five, I salute you. If you don’t get the musical reference of the second part of the video, click here AFTER you watch it.