Back in the heyday of Life of Ando, say, the mid-aughts, I used to do a regular little feature, if you can call it that, on strange purchase observations at the grocery/drug store checkout line. In the intervening lean blogging years I made a few observations I wish I’d shared with the fine readers of LoA, dwindled as their numbers may have been. The only I remember was a gnarly looking old biker buying a lot of chili and a lot of prunes.
Like a lot of things around here, Observations From the Express Lane is getting a thourough dusting off. And so I hereby present to you, the latest in what hopefully will be a continuing tradition.
When: Today
Where: Safeway
Who: Me
What: Three 12-packs Diet Mountain Dew, one 12-pack regular Mountain Dew, one package braunschweiger, one large bottle distilled white vinegar.
(Previous observations)